10) You married your cousin's brother's wife ©JOKEDEMO.COM

9) Your only belief is "Live Free or Die."?©JOKEDEMO.COM

8) You think Massachusetts should be Taxachusetts (when you are actually paying more).©JOKEDEMO.COM

7) You walk around with cow dung on your shoe. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

6) You're depressed because Massachusetts laughs constantly at your state. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

5) Your music involves knee slapping, spoon smacking and banjo playing. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

4) You travel all the way to Connecticut to gamble. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

3) Your barn is bigger than your house ©JOKEDEMO.COM

2) You walk around with a "Dumb IQ"?card (you actually do). ©JOKEDEMO.COM

1) You can't drive on the highways, rotaries, four-way stops, rotaries or anything more complex than a dirt road.