Fun at your local pool©JOKEDEMO.COM

Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Hit strangers with your flutter board.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise CPR on you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... Oooh that feels soooo good....''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Try to negotiate the price of getting in.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When in line, ask strangers if they think invisble people get a discount.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! I'm Batman!'' while running around.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Hit strangers with your wet towel.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Throw people's things into the pool.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Sing and dance on top of the dinving board, then do a belly-flop as your grande-finale.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Play Marco-Polo by yourself.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.