Save water. Shower with your girl friend.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop©JOKEDEMO.COM
Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep©JOKEDEMO.COM
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
