One day Gary Condit's wife died and went to heaven, and there she met Saint Peter.©JOKEDEMO.COM
She started to look around and she noticed there were thousands of clocks everywhere.©JOKEDEMO.COM
As she looked over at one it moved she saw that the hand moved just two ticks.©JOKEDEMO.COM
She asked Saint Peter, "Why are there so many clocks in heaven?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Saint Peter answered, "Well, every time you tell a lie the clock moves one second." ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Mrs. Condit said, "I think I get it, but which one is Gary's clock?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Saint Peter answers, "God has it up in his office, he's using it as a FAN!"
