One day there were three boys walking down the street, and suddenly they heard cries for help. When the boys got to the noise they saw George W. Bush in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dubya asked the boys how he could ever repay him. The first boy said, "I want a boat." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The second boy said, "I want a truck." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

And the third boy said, "I want three tombstones with our names all on them." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dubya asked, "Why is that, son?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The little boy said, "Because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!"