Three Englishmen were getting soused in a pub, when they spotted an Irishman sitting off in the corner. To have a little fun, one of them approached him.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Did y'know that St. Patrick was a sissy?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man returned to his friends, complaining that it hadn't worked. The second decided to try.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Did y'know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh, no, I dinnae know that. Thank ye."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The second man returned to his friends, amazed that it hadn't worked. The third man knew he had the solution.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Did y'know that St. Patrick was an Englishman?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh, no. But that's what y'r friends hae been trying to tell me."