A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.©JOKEDEMO.COM
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"