When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

As part of her preparations, she went to see her doctor to get all of her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so she gave him a litany of complaints -- this hurts, that's stiff, I'm tired and slower, etc. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

He responded, "Mrs. Siegel, you have to expect things to start deteriorating. After all, who wants to live to 100?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The grandmother looked him straight in the eye and replied, "Anyone who's 99."