Giorgio is in this country for about 6 months, he walks to work every day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. After about 2 months he saves the $300.00 the shoes cost and purchases them.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Each Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance at the church basement, so Giorgio seizes the opportunity to wear his new Bocceli leather shoes to the dance.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Sophia, startled, says " Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Giorgio replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes, How do you like them?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Next he asks Rosa to dance, after a few minutes he says to her "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Rosa answers!, " Yes, Giorgio, I do , but how do you know that.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Now the evening is almost over and the last song is being played. Giorgio asks Carmella to dance.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Mid way through the dance his face turns red. He says "Carmella, stilla my heart, please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tella me this true,"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Carmella answers, " Yes, Yes Giorgio, I wear no panties tonight."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Giorgio gasps and says, "Thanka God... thought I had a CRACK in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes.