There are five people on a plane that's crashing. There is the pilot, Bill Gates, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky and a big, fat lady and four parachutes. The pilot jumps out and yells, ''God bless me!''©JOKEDEMO.COM
Bill Gates jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my bank account!''©JOKEDEMO.COM
Michael Jordan jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and my team!''©JOKEDEMO.COM
Wayne Gretzky jumps out and yells, ''God bless me and the New York Rangers!''©JOKEDEMO.COM
The big, fat lady jumps out without a parachute and yells, ''God bless me and the people I land on!''
