There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. Bill's wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game.©JOKEDEMO.COM
But one day he came home from their weekly game looking terrible and very tired. His wife asked, "What's the matter, Bill? You always seem so happy after golf and you look miserable right now."©JOKEDEMO.COM
Bill said, "Well, something terrible happened. Fred had a heart attack on the first hole."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"My God, honey!" said the wife, rushing to comfort him. "That must've been terrible!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"It was," he said. "All day long it was: hit the ball, drag Fred to the ball, and then hit it again..."