A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.
They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The wife asked, "Are you a genie?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The husband and wife agreed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

To which she responded, "Three years."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

To which she replied, "31 years old"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in this genie crap?"