A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Naturally, the Doctor asks him what happened.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, it was like this", the man said. " I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it..........stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. That's when I made my big mistake."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What did you do?" asked the doctor.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well I lifted the cows tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours'. I don't remember much after that..."