If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!©JOKEDEMO.COM

Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still on your side. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Avenge yourself ~~~ live long enough to be a problem to your children.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The best way to keep kids at home is to give it a loving atmosphere ~and hide the keys to the car.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Parents: People who bare infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children are finally in bed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need babysitters an too young to borrow the family car. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Grandparents are similar to a piece of string ~ handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of grandchildren. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children to do it. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up their parents.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.©JOKEDEMO.COM

There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking questions because they know all the answers.©JOKEDEMO.COM

An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who don't have small children.