Grandpa: boy, how many miles do you walk to school?©JOKEDEMO.COM
Boy: about a half mile.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Grandpa: when I was your age I walked eight miles to school every day. Boy, what are your grades like?©JOKEDEMO.COM
Boy: they are mostly B's.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Grandpa: when I was your age I got all A's.
Boy, have you ever gotten into a fight?©JOKEDEMO.COM
Boy: only two times and the boy beat me up.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Grandpa: When I was your age I was in a fight every day. Boy, how old are you?©JOKEDEMO.COM
Boy: 9 years old.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Grandpa: when I was your age I was 11