The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yes", whispered the small voice.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"May I talk with him?" the man asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yes," came the answer.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"May I talk with her?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Again the small voice whispered, "No."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No, he's busy," whispered the child.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "Me"