1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.©JOKEDEMO.COM

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. . .they always catch the second person.©JOKEDEMO.COM

4) Never ask your 2-year old brother to hold a tomato.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.©JOKEDEMO.COM

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.©JOKEDEMO.COM

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.©JOKEDEMO.COM

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.©JOKEDEMO.COM

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under a white dress.©JOKEDEMO.COM

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.