1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. You watch the Weather Channel.©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.©JOKEDEMO.COM

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.©JOKEDEMO.COM

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.©JOKEDEMO.COM

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.©JOKEDEMO.COM

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.©JOKEDEMO.COM

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.©JOKEDEMO.COM

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.©JOKEDEMO.COM

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.©JOKEDEMO.COM

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.©JOKEDEMO.COM

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."©JOKEDEMO.COM

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.©JOKEDEMO.COM

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."©JOKEDEMO.COM

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.©JOKEDEMO.COM

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.©JOKEDEMO.COM

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn'tapply to you.