A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: ''Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: ''Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. ''Where are you?'' the man asked. ''Who are you?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''I am your guardian angel,'' the voice answered.©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Oh yeah?'' the man asked... ''And where the hell were you when I got married?''