A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."