When you have an "I hate my job" day try this: In the thermometer section of your local pharmacy, you will see a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson." If you open the package, you will find the reading material that comes with the thermometer. go ahead and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company."