A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."©JOKEDEMO.COM

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."