If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class.
"NO!" the children all answered.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Again, the answer was, "NO!" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Again, they all answered, "NO!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!