A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho," and went out walking with one of the hired hands.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation:©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Say, look at that big bunch of cows."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.' "©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Heard what?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Herd of cows."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Sure, I've heard of cows. There's a big bunch of 'em right over there.