An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs screwing up a storm. He would get turned on by this and try to get back to the house in time to screw his wife -- but he always got soft before he got there. So one day, he took his hatchet and headed out to the pig pen.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"No!" said his wife. "Don't kill those pigs!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I'm not going to kill them. I'm moving the pen closer to the house."
