A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, ''Who is this?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.©JOKEDEMO.COM

''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The maid says, ''What will I have to do?'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?''