A blonde guy gets home early from the golf course and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the wife. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says..."Daddy, Daddy!! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he has no clothes on".©JOKEDEMO.COM

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten bastard,"?says the husband, "My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked, scaring the kids."