A kid was home alone when the phone rang.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He picked it up and heard, "Bloody fingers two houses away." The kid ran up to his room.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The phone rang again, and the kid picked it up and heard, "Bloody fingers next door."©JOKEDEMO.COM

This time the kid ran up to his room and got under the covers of his bed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The doorbell rang, the kid opened the door, and the man at the door said, "Hey! Got a Band-Aid?"