The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."©JOKEDEMO.COM
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."