Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.©JOKEDEMO.COM

One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The other replies, "Oh sure I do."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."©JOKEDEMO.COM

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"