A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of somthing he can do. "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What's the matter now?" the bartender asks. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"
The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not grow back." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The fellow stops crying, has a few drinks, and leaves. A few months later the fellow is back in the bar. The bartender has never seen anybody in this sorry of a state. Without the bartender even asking the fellow breaks into his problems. "I.. I shaved the (sob) mane of one of the (sniff) horses, and... it... it... grew back!" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The bartenter, now furious at the guy's general stupidity, yells, "for crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The fellow can not believe what the bartender has said and storms out of the bar. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next day the fellow comes running back into the bar as if he had just won the lottery. "It worked, it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured the horses and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"