A real tough guy dies and goes to hell, well he tells Satan that it won't be all that bad, and thinks hell's all a joke. So Satan tells the demons to turn the thermostat way up, and lock him up for three days.©JOKEDEMO.COM

After three days Satan goes to check up on him, but he says,''I live in the Midwest and many summer weekends are hotter than this.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

So Satan tells the demons to turn the temp erature all the way up, and to leave him in for six weeks.©JOKEDEMO.COM

So after six weeks, Satan goes to check up on him, but he says ''I grew up in the Midwest and I can remember dryspells that were hotter and longer than this.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Well, this really gets to Satan, so he tells the demons to turn the temperature all the way down, and leave him in for six months.©JOKEDEMO.COM

After six months, Satan goes to check up on him, and he is sitting there shivering, asking,, ''What happened? Did the Cubs win the pennant?"