Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Slim says, "Hell, I feel just like a new-born baby."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Really!? Like a baby!?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just crapped in my pants."