1. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name (5 points).©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. You steal light bulbs from your neighbor's outdoor display to replenish your own supply (5 points, 10 if neighbor's whole light sets or lighted Santa goes out).©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. You have dressed a dog or cat as Santa Claus, elf helper, or reindeer (10 points for each; if you dressed an endangered species, 5 extra points).©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. You put out last year's stale candy canes for children (1 point for each piece of sticky candy). If you put out a chocolate or marzipan Santa also, add 10 points.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. You enclose a shoddy and inferior gift from Target, Walmart, or K-Mart in a Bloomingdale's or other prestige box to impress your friends (5 points for each infraction).©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. You make collect long distance phone calls to your family on Christmas day (5 points, 10 if from a cell phone), claiming you are stuck in a phone booth.©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. At the office Christmas party, you horde huge stockpiles of goodies for later consumption at home (5 points; 15 points if you use this stuff for your own party).©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. You steal the wreath from a parked car to use on your own (Southern California only, others ignore: 5 points -- nobody but Angelenos are dumb enough to dress a car).©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. After an invitation to a friend's house, you bring a commercially produced fruitcake and try to pass it off as home made (5 points; 15 points if the fruitcake is from last year).©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. Any stealing from the Toys-for-Tots collection bins is a definite no-no (20 points).©JOKEDEMO.COM

Evaluate your score on the "Grinch Scale" from 20 to 100.©JOKEDEMO.COM

20-30: You are just a cheeseball.
30-50: You are an apprentice in Yuletide larceny and are probably wanted by the police for overdue parking tickets.
50-100: Grinch... move over!