How to keep a healthy level of insanity©JOKEDEMO.COM
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.©JOKEDEMO.COM
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.©JOKEDEMO.COM
3) Insist that your e mail address is:
Xena-Warrior Princess@companyname.com
Or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.©JOKEDEMO.COM
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.©JOKEDEMO.COM
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.©JOKEDEMO.COM
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it.©JOKEDEMO.COM
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.©JOKEDEMO.COM
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.©JOKEDEMO.COM
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'©JOKEDEMO.COM
10) Reply to everything someone says with,'That's what you think.'©JOKEDEMO.COM
11) Finish all your sentences with:'In accordance with the prophecy.'©JOKEDEMO.COM
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.©JOKEDEMO.COM
13) Don't use any punctuation.©JOKEDEMO.COM
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.©JOKEDEMO.COM
15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer.©JOKEDEMO.COM
16) Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'©JOKEDEMO.COM
17) Sing along at the opera.©JOKEDEMO.COM
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.©JOKEDEMO.COM
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)©JOKEDEMO.COM
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, 'If anyone needs me, i'll be in the bathroom, in Stall 3.©JOKEDEMO.COM
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.©JOKEDEMO.COM
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.©JOKEDEMO.COM
23) Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies.(don't do this!)©JOKEDEMO.COM
24) Call the physic hot line and don't say anything.©JOKEDEMO.COM
25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.©JOKEDEMO.COM
26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, 'I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!'©JOKEDEMO.COM
27) When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives,they're loose!'©JOKEDEMO.COM
28) Tell your boss, 'It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.'©JOKEDEMO.COM
29) Tell your children over dinner.'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.©JOKEDEMO.COM
30) Every time you see a broom, yell 'Honey, your mother is here!'©JOKEDEMO.COM
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....
31) Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.
