The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea.He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read...©JOKEDEMO.COM

MAIN ENTRANCE.