Hung Dong calls his boss and says "Hey Boss, I not come work today. I berry sick. I got stomachache. I got headache. Legs hurt. I not come work."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The boss tells Hung Dong, "You know, Hung Dong, we're very busy, and I really need you at work today. Whenever I'm sick like that, I go to my wife and ask for oral sex. That usually makes me feel better; and in no time at all, I'm able to get back to work, feeling great! Try that."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Two hours later, Hung Dong calls his boss again. "Hey Boss, Hung Dong do what you say and now feeling great. I be at work soon. By the way, you really got nice house."