'Once there was husband and wife who had just bought a new mule.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They were walking it down the street when the mule trips over a stone.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The husband says, "That's one!"?/p>

They walk some more, when the mule trips over a stone again and the husband says, "That's two!"?/p>

Then the mule trips over a stone again. The husband says, "That's three,"?and shoots the donkey!©JOKEDEMO.COM

The wife gets so mad and start's cursing at the husband and saying, "That was are only donkey! You were an idiot to shoot it!©JOKEDEMO.COM

The husband says to his wife, that's ONE!"