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I Am Thankful For Joke

...The husband who complains when his dinner is not on time, because he is home with me, not with someone else.©JOKEDEMO.COM

...For the teenager who is complaining about doing dishes because that means he is at home and not on the streets.©JOKEDEMO.COM

...For the taxes I pay, because it means that I am employed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

...For the mess to clean after a party, because it means that I have been surrounded by friends.©JOKEDEMO.COM

...For the clothes that fit a little too snug, because it means I have enough to eat.©JOKEDEMO.COM

...For my shadow that watches me work, because it means I am out in the sunshine.©JOKEDEMO.COM

...For a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing, because it means I have a home.©JOKEDEMO.COM

...For all the complaining I hear about the government, because it means that we have freedom of speech.©JOKEDEMO.COM

...For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot, because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.©JOKEDEMO.COM

...For my huge heating bill, because it means I am warm.©JOKEDEMO.COM

...For the lady behind me in church that sings off key, because it means that I can hear.©JOKEDEMO.COM

...For the pile of laundry and ironing, because it means I have clothes to wear.©JOKEDEMO.COM

...For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day, because it means I have been capable of working hard.©JOKEDEMO.COM

...For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours, because it means that I am alive.©JOKEDEMO.COM

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...For too much e-mail, because it means that I have friends who are thinking of me.©JOKEDEMO.COM

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