Three rats are sitting at the bar talking. The first says, "I'm so hard, once ate a whole bag full of rat poison!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The second says, "Well I'm so hard, once I was caught in a rat trap and I gnawed it apart!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Bye guys, I'm off home to screw the catand#37413;?
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