I stopped a drunk driver, and asked him to walk the white line.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He said I"m not drunk. I'll walk that wire fence over there.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I said ok, and he climbed onto the fence took a couple steps, and fell inside the fence. A large bull with huge horns butted him, he grabbed the horns, and they went around for several minutes.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The bull finally threw him into the road, and he got up looked at me and said, "See I told you I wasn't drunk if I was I would have taken that bicycle away from that fellow".