An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.©JOKEDEMO.COM

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in hell?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Satan replies: "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."©JOKEDEMO.COM

God replies: "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake "?he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Satan says: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."©JOKEDEMO.COM

God says: "Send him back up here or I'll sue."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to