1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea.©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. There is no need for dice in role playing.©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway.©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. If she says she's into "bondage," don't show her your financial portfolio.©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. You can lie down during a one-night stand.©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. When a woman talks about waiting for the "right time," she's not referring to a commercial break.©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking.©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth.©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. Sex is like "The Club" - Accept no substitutes.