Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, the weather soon turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but soon the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Just then a large cat came by and, hearing the singing, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the little sparrow and promptly ate him.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The moral of this story:©JOKEDEMO.COM

1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.