Two Rednecks were taking a trip to the big city. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

One of them was illiterate, and any time he needed to sign his name, he put an "X" on the dotted line. But then one time, he signed his "X", and then put a circle around it. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

After they had left, the other guy turned to him and asked, "Why on earth did you put a circle around the X?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The first signatory turned and replied, "I didn't want to give them my real name."