Ask for a seat for your imaginary friend Bobo.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Growl constantly and address everyone as 'Matey'.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Ask for the Soup-du-Jour"?at a fast food joint.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then ask about the freshness of the meat.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Get out a stopwatch and see how fast you can get the manager over to you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Stare at a neighbor's food until they say something and then reply, "Oh don't mind me, I'm just looking for the piece of food that flew out of my mouth."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Ask the waiter for a fresh fork, then a fresh spoon, then a fresh tablecloth.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Burp the National Anthem, call anyone who objects unpatriotic.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Yell, "Oh no not now!" and make a mad dash to the bathroom.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Make obvious attempts to trip the waiters, snicker constantly.