God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.©JOKEDEMO.COM

And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.©JOKEDEMO.COM

And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair.©JOKEDEMO.COM

And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. And woman gained pounds.©JOKEDEMO.COM

And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."©JOKEDEMO.COM

And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert. And woman gained another 10 pounds.©JOKEDEMO.COM

And God said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them."©JOKEDEMO.COM

And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained another 10 pounds, and his bad cholesterol count went through the roof.©JOKEDEMO.COM

And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.©JOKEDEMO.COM

And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained 10 more pounds.©JOKEDEMO.COM

And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.©JOKEDEMO.COM

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.©JOKEDEMO.COM

And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.....©JOKEDEMO.COM

And Satan created HMOs.