A man goes into a pub, takes a seat at the bar, and orders five shots. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The bartender gives him an odd look since he"d all by himself, but he serves up the five shots and lines them up on the bar. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man downs them all quickly. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

He finishes the last one and calls out, "Four shots, please!" The bartender serves up four shots and lines them on the bar. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man downs them all.
Then he belchesloudly, sways slightly on the stool, and orders three. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

And one after the other, he knocks them back.

"Two shots!" he calls, and the bartender places two shots in front of him. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Down they go. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

As the man slams the last one down on the bar, he says, "One shot bartender." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

So the bartender fills the glass.
The man sits there, staring at it for a moment, trying to focus. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then he looks at the barman and says, "You know, it's a funny thing, but the less I drink, the drunker I get."