A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one day when an Indian came up to her. He had a feather in his hair.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"How did you get that feather?" the woman asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I screw one squaw," the Indian said.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then, another Indian came up to her. He had two feathers in his hair. "How did you get those feathers?" she asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I screw two squaw," he said.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then, an Indian with a headdress of feathers came up to her.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"My! How did you get all those feathers?" she asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I screw two squaw, four squirrel, five rabbit, eight bear." he answered.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh dear!" said the woman.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Indian replied, "No deer, deer jump too high, balls get stuck in bush."