Here are some facts most sane people are unaware of:©JOKEDEMO.COM
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.©JOKEDEMO.COM
A snail can sleep for three years.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Butterflies taste with their feet.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.©JOKEDEMO.COM
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.©JOKEDEMO.COM
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.©JOKEDEMO.COM
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Leonardo DiVinci invented the scissors.©JOKEDEMO.COM
No word in the English language rhymes with month.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand, "lollipop" with your right.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The words 'racecar' and 'kayak' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.©JOKEDEMO.COM
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.©JOKEDEMO.COM
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at a red light.©JOKEDEMO.COM
In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch face is 10:10.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.©JOKEDEMO.COM
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables.©JOKEDEMO.COM
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."©JOKEDEMO.COM
There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs five times: "indivisibility." ©JOKEDEMO.COM
The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Did you know that crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live?©JOKEDEMO.COM
That means that if you put a baby croc in an aquarium, it would be little for the rest of its life.©JOKEDEMO.COM
A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; a group of geese in the air is a skein.©JOKEDEMO.COM
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye".©JOKEDEMO.COM
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".©JOKEDEMO.COM
It's impossible to lick your elbow.©JOKEDEMO.COM
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Rats and horses can't vomit.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language...try it!©JOKEDEMO.COM
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.©JOKEDEMO.COM
A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.©JOKEDEMO.COM
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Most lipstick contains fish scales.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Cat's urine glows under a black light.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.©JOKEDEMO.COM
NOW DON'T YOU FEEL SMARTER?
OK, Be honest, did you try to lick your elbow?
